Croc Tails
Piss easy drinks | |
| PISS OFF | Croc Piss Original, piss off all the other stuff |
| PISS UP | Croc Piss Clear, 7up |
| BLISS PISS | Croc Piss Clear, tropical juice |
| CROC‘N’ROLL | Croc Piss Original, dry ginger ale |
| SARS-PISS-ILLA | Croc Piss Original, Sarsparilla |
| CROC SUCKA | Croc Piss Original or Clear, orange juice |
| SUN-PISST | Croc Piss Clear, Sunkist |
| CROC TEARS | Croc Piss Original, ginger beer |
| CROC-OLO | Croc Piss Clear, Solo |
| PISS-APPLE | Croc Piss Clear, pineapple juice |
| HARDEN THE CROC UP | Croc Piss Original, soda water, slice of lemon |
| PISS-ITO | Croc Piss Clear, Pasito |
| CROC ATTACK | Croc Piss Clear, creaming soda |
| CROC-A-COLA | Croc Piss Original, Coke |
| MAN-GO BY CROC | Croc Piss Clear, mango juice |
| CROC-BUCHA | Croc Piss Original or Clear, kombucha |
| CROC BUZZ | Croc Piss Clear, Red Bull |
| CROC O'CLOCK | Croc Piss Clear, soda water, slice of lime |
Always add lots of crushed, cubed or shaved ice! | |
bonus Recipes!
CROC PISS BALLS250g milk arrowroot or similar sweet biscuit, bashed in a bag till crumbs, put in a bowl Add ¼ cup sifted cocoa and 1 cup desiccated coconut, mix. Add ¼ cup Croc Piss Original and 1 can sweetened condensed milk. Make into small balls and roll in extra coconut. | CROC PISS FUDGEIn a bowl, put 3½ cups chocolate chips melted in microwave Stir in 1 cup sweetened condensed milk, 1 teaspoon vanilla, ¼ cup Croc Piss Original. Pour mixture into a 20cm square baking tray lined with baking paper Put in the fridge for a couple of hours, then slice. |
fancy croc tailsif you're a bar tender or wanna be one, play around with some of these great mixes. use expensive glasses, garnish with fruit & stuff, lose your aussie accent & swap thongs for shoes to really impress your Croc Piss drinker. | |
| CREAMY CROC | Croc Piss Clear, kahlua, cream |
| CROC A COLADA | Croc Piss Clear, pineapple juice, coconut cream |
| CROC ROACH | Croc Piss Original, apple cider, ginger beer |
| CROC JITO | Croc Piss Clear, lime juice, simple syrup, mint leaves, soda water |
| SNAPPY SCHNAPPY | Croc Piss Clear, peach schnapps, blue curacao, sprite |
| CROC TINI | Croc Piss Clear, triple sec, lemon juice, simple syrup |
| CROCODILE TEARS | Croc Piss Clear, strawberries, lime juice, lemon juice |
| YAKA HULA CROC'Y DULA | Croc Piss Original, dry vermouth, pineapple juice |
| MUD GECKO | Croc Piss Clear, coffee liqueur, coke |
| SWAMP DOG | Croc Piss Original, blue curacao, pineapple juice, ginger beer |
| CROC PIT | Croc Piss Clear, cranberries, mint leaves, lime, brown sugar, ginger ale |
| BERRY CROC'ISH | Croc Piss Clear, champagne, lime wedges, simple syrup, raspberries |
| PISS N CROC | Croc Piss Original, raspberry syrup, orange curacao, lime juice |
| MISS PISS | Croc Piss Clear,watermelon, lemon juice, simple syrup, mint leaves |
| DEATH ROLL | Croc Piss Clear, blood orange liqueur, sprite, grenadine |
| CROC TANG | Croc Piss Clear, lemon sorbet, lemonade |
| THE WET SPOT | Croc Piss Original, Croc Piss Clear, freshly squeezed fruit juice |
| PISS SCATO | Croc Piss Clear, pink moscato, creaming soda |
| CROC ME | Croc Piss Original, fresh fruit juice, lime juice, simple syrup, grenadine, bitters, nutmeg |
| CROC ATTACK | Croc Piss Clear, lemonade, strawberries |
| TERRITORY TEASER | Croc Piss Clear, lime juice, simple syrup, mushed up mango |
| SEX ON A CROC | Croc Piss Clear, peach schnapps, orange juice, cranberry juice |
| SIMPLE SYRUP | equal parts water and sugar, heat to mix well. let it cool, then store |
always add lots of crushed, cubed or shaved ice! | |