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Croc Tails

Piss easy drinks

PISS OFF Croc Piss Original, piss off all the other stuff
PISS UP Croc Piss Clear, 7up
BLISS PISS Croc Piss Clear, tropical juice
CROC‘N’ROLL Croc Piss Original, dry ginger ale
SARS-PISS-ILLA Croc Piss Original, Sarsparilla
CROC SUCKA Croc Piss Original or Clear, orange juice
SUN-PISST Croc Piss Clear, Sunkist
CROC TEARS Croc Piss Original, ginger beer
CROC-OLO Croc Piss Clear, Solo
PISS-APPLE Croc Piss Clear, pineapple juice
HARDEN THE CROC UP Croc Piss Original, soda water, slice of lemon
PISS-ITO Croc Piss Clear, Pasito
CROC ATTACK Croc Piss Clear, creaming soda
CROC-A-COLA Croc Piss Original, Coke
MAN-GO BY CROC Croc Piss Clear, mango juice
CROC-BUCHA Croc Piss Original or Clear, kombucha
CROC BUZZ Croc Piss Clear, Red Bull
CROC O'CLOCK Croc Piss Clear, soda water, slice of lime

Always add lots of crushed, cubed or shaved ice!


bonus Recipes!


250g milk arrowroot or similar sweet biscuit, bashed in a bag till crumbs, put in a bowl Add ¼ cup sifted cocoa and 1 cup desiccated coconut, mix.

Add ¼ cup Croc Piss Original and 1 can sweetened condensed milk.

Make into small balls and roll in extra coconut.


In a bowl, put 3½ cups chocolate chips melted in microwave Stir in 1 cup sweetened condensed milk, 1 teaspoon vanilla, ¼ cup Croc Piss Original.

Pour mixture into a 20cm square baking tray  lined with baking paper Put in the fridge for a couple of hours, then slice.


fancy croc tails

if you're a bar tender or wanna be one, play around with some of these great mixes. use expensive glasses, garnish with fruit & stuff, lose your aussie accent & swap thongs for shoes to really impress your Croc Piss drinker.
CREAMY CROC Croc Piss Clear, kahlua, cream
CROC A COLADA Croc Piss Clear, pineapple juice, coconut cream
CROC ROACH Croc Piss Original, apple cider, ginger beer
CROC JITO Croc Piss Clear, lime juice, simple syrup, mint leaves, soda water
SNAPPY SCHNAPPY Croc Piss Clear, peach schnapps, blue curacao, sprite
CROC TINI Croc Piss Clear, triple sec, lemon juice, simple syrup
CROCODILE TEARS Croc Piss Clear, strawberries, lime juice, lemon juice
YAKA HULA CROC'Y DULA Croc Piss Original, dry vermouth, pineapple juice
MUD GECKO Croc Piss Clear, coffee liqueur, coke
SWAMP DOG Croc Piss Original, blue curacao, pineapple juice, ginger beer
CROC PIT Croc Piss Clear, cranberries, mint leaves, lime, brown sugar, ginger ale
BERRY CROC'ISH Croc Piss Clear, champagne, lime wedges, simple syrup, raspberries
PISS N CROC Croc Piss Original, raspberry syrup, orange curacao, lime juice
MISS PISS Croc Piss Clear,watermelon, lemon juice, simple syrup, mint leaves
DEATH ROLL Croc Piss Clear, blood orange liqueur, sprite, grenadine
CROC TANG Croc Piss Clear, lemon sorbet, lemonade
THE WET SPOT Croc Piss Original, Croc Piss Clear, freshly squeezed fruit juice
PISS SCATO Croc Piss Clear, pink moscato, creaming soda
CROC ME Croc Piss Original, fresh fruit juice, lime juice, simple syrup, grenadine, bitters, nutmeg
CROC ATTACK Croc Piss Clear, lemonade, strawberries
TERRITORY TEASER Croc Piss Clear, lime juice, simple syrup, mushed up mango
SEX ON A CROC Croc Piss Clear, peach schnapps, orange juice, cranberry juice
SIMPLE SYRUP equal parts water and sugar, heat to mix well. let it cool, then store

always add lots of crushed, cubed or shaved ice!